I hope his spelling/grammar have improved

I was going through some old Word Document files, and I came across this. I pilfered it from the About Me section of The Boy's MySpace page--back when people still used MySpace. I'm guessing it's from fall of 2006. The Boy would have about 14.

It's pretty self-explanatory, though the lines in red are me adding my two cents.


My name is THE BOY. i hate muffins. i hate pancakes. i hate hippies. i hate emo people. i pretty much hate breakfeast. i like doughnuts. i like bagels. im short. (That is due to his father's faulty DNA) i hate rich stuck-up people who think there better than everyone else. i also hate people who think their smarter than everyone else. i like my friends. i partys. i like soda. i like gum. i like mints. i like ramen. i like music, mainly system of a down. i was born in Pittsburg. my birthday is 420 (april 20th). i dont really have a favorite color. i hate gothic people. i hate people who smoke. i hate it when im bored. i used to play guitar. i used to play drums. i like pepsi and hate coke. i hate drugs (not pharmaceuticals but like cocanie and weed etc.) i frequantly download songs and movies off the internet (for free) if you have a problem with that go to hell. i hate wooden pencils. i hunt deer, again if you have a problem with that i dont f*cking care. i hate it when people exaturate everything. i hate it when people use sarcasim for every little thing. i hate it when people hate your mom, or your face. i hate inside jokes that people never explain. i like gambling. i moved here from colorado. i lived in syracuse, new york. my mom is an english prof. she taught donovan mcnabb (quarterback for the philadelphia eagles)when he went to syracuse. (It's true. He was in my Freshman Comp class at Syracuse when I was a TA. This may be the only thing about me that normal teenage boys think is slightly cool.) i like subway. i hate mc donalds and burger king. i go to west. i live like a block away from west. i hosted the first annual ramen feast on 9/19/06. i like ice cream. i hate the feel of news paper. i like money. but not enough to be greedy about it. i like traveling (on airplanes). i travel (on airplanes)alot. i like popcorn. i hate "movie theature" pop corn cause it tastes like paper. my family is messed up. (Well, THAT's certainly true. On his father's side) im a half-uncle. i hate crooked cops. i fall down my stairs alot. some might say im accident prone. i hate chain emails/bulletins. i hate it when its really hot out. i hate being sick. i like snow. i like rain. i like thunder/lightning storms. i like oceans/lakes/waterfalls/rivers/streams/creeks/ponds (What about puddles? Does he like puddles? I should ask him.). i like mountians. i like skiing. i like koolaid. i hate it when people are mad at me. i hate secrets. i hate people who f*ck things up (Me, too.)